LOST: Betty vs. Veronica

Amazing NYMag Culture Vulture article about LOST that says Kate is Veronica and Juliette is Betty.  Hilarious.

NYMag Culture Vulture: Lost: Veronica Freckles, Dr. Betty, and Jughead Linus

The best parts:

"It's interesting Kate confessed the true crash story to Cassidy, and ridiculous that she kept this relationship from Jack (to whom she was engaged, right?). But then, if she told him, there'd be no paranoid drama to eat like cake."

"Meanwhile, Juliet's operating on Ben, untroubled by saving–Baby Hitler concerns."

"Now, Jack's on the "I can't fix everything" train, while Kate's still aboard the "I criticize you no matter what you do" trolley bus."

" But he's grown up in the past three years because SAWLIET 2gether 4ever, PLEASE! stop talking, Kate and Sawyer, and go your separate ways. Also, we thought you jumped from the chopper because it was too heavy: Admit it, you're in love with Hurley!"  I LOVE THIS BECAUSE I AM ADAMENTLY ANTI-SAWYER/KATE

"The Wha? Factor 

• The Marvelous Sawliet, Miles, and Jin have been in Dharmaville for three years, and they've never discussed the "should we kill Baby Hitler" issue?
• Since when did Sawyer break Kate's heart? Talk about changing history! 
• Is it really such a bad thing to lose your innocence to Richard Alpert?"

HAHAHAH.