Monday, March 9, 2009

how to enjoy not being famous:

- enjoy getting coffee without paparazzi and photos with the headline "celebrities: they're just like us!"
- enjoy fluctuating in weight without national critique and expert analysis!
- enjoy questionable fashion choices!
- enjoy not getting shocked looks on people's faces when they see or meet you!
- enjoy going to the beach looking weird, hairy, or ugly!
- enjoy dating and breaking up with multiple men, all none the wiser!

in other news: I'm addicted to PopSugar again.  A girl who sat in front of me with her laptop in my Conspiracy Theories class in college got me started on it.  Sad.  I can't believe I'm helping to pay the paparazzi.  

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